Nothing corners like a MINI

Picture it:

The Washington D.C. City Paper, February 11th, 2005.

Miles, I miss you.

1.7 The girl from ipanema is hot.

"Budweiser is ours" from Brazil's biggest publication Veja

Watch as America loses it's biggest brewery to Brazilian mega-beverage empire InBev. Suckers!

1.6 I saw my life flash before my eyes

...not quite, but I did walk exactly where this chimney collapsed a couple of hours before it would have killed me. Photo taken at the corner of R and New Hampshire, NW. 

CRASY MAN

1.5 Safety is fun

Watch these and let them marinate for a bit...



Why is it that passengers flying delta seem to be getting more sexual advances than me?

1.4 My departure from paris is slow and painful.

1.3 To have faith in city government, that is the question

A recent NY Times article highlights the districts ambitious plans to house the poor in mixed income communities. Sounds like a great idea, we'll see if the result is as scary as most DC neighborhoods.

1.2 Jean Nouvel is a sick fuck!

John Nouvel architect extraordinaire has designed the bottle for a new fragrance by Yves Saint Laurent labeled L'Homme. Unfortunately the extremely inappropriate design conjures up images of a dildo and it slips right into it's tight little box. Gross.

Shame on you Jean!

images courtesy of the Architects Journal

Check out the Architects Journal for a more in depth review on the X-rated scent

1.1 School is not out yet.

pardon my french but why the fuck am I still in school? I've wasted the past 18 years of life going to a stupid little classroom every day to learn nothing.

more bitching to follow...